if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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