Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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