Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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