belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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