hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
