im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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