he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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