I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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