There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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