How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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