How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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