And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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