ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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