im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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