You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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