dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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