that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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