Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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