Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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