i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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