And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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