one two three fourrrrnication!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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