I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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