spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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