You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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