Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
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