we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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