Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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