Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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