Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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