talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
As shirtless as possible
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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