Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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