my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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