you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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