Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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