if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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