i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
