But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you would pick up someone in the library
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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