In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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