I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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