After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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