Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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