the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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