Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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