I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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