I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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