In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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