Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
only you would photoshop your dick
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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