is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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