Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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