Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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