shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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