There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Randomize
