we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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