Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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