just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
it glows. i had to have it.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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