he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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